What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

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Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

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